

ASBO GrannyASBO GrannyASBO Granny
ASBO Granny rides into town on her pimped out scooter with her blue-rinse crown, she has sovereign ring fingers and biker boot toes and blasts her music wherever she goes. Beware in the streets if you go out today, she runs down the kids that get in her way.
She steals from your purse and is always getting high, she’ll kiss all the boys to make them cry. Her teeth have fallen out and her false ones are fangs, to bite off the fingers of wandering hands. She brandishes her knitting needles just like swords
and sends her fellow pensioners to hospit
Oogie Boogie

Where It All Went WrongWhere It All Went WrongWhere It All Went Wrong
Date one was fun Date eight you were late we talked, we laughed and never said why and yes a kiss on the cheek was enough which really pissed me off you know
Date two, painful shoes Date nine, a good time but I did look great and you finally got your way; and you obviously agreed I have to say that was the best part
Date three you kissed me Date ten, the ex again &nb


10 Reasons Why Youre a Bad Mum Ten Reasons Why You’re A Bad Mother10 Reasons Why Youre a Bad Mum
1. After the first year you forgot all about me 2. You never let me grow 3. You drove daddy away, he could never forgive you could he? 4. You loved Jenny more than me 5. You never let me have any friends and they always looked like such fun
You never shouted, or hit me,
or left me at Asda like you did with Jenny that time Which I suppose is something But given the circumstances it’s not much
6. You act like I never existed; I think I hate you for that the most 7. You didn’t allow me a single birthday party 8.
Devious Comments
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Thank you so much for the
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nothing in life is certain except death and taxes
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nothing in life is certain except death and taxes
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Nigel makes music !
Nigel makes more music !
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I want to say thank you for adding my picture "[link]" to your favorites …
You made me very happy now…
Hope you will have a nice day …
Love from Nina
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by the way... you are the first ever person I've seen who likes the movie Stand by me! yay!
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Have you got the monkey juice?...
Thank you a whole bunch for adding my picture to your
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"The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire."
My Website: CrystalMaiden.com
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Prints | Gallery | Profile
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"The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire."
My Website: CrystalMaiden.com
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Prints | Gallery | Profile
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Have you got the monkey juice?...
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Have you got the monkey juice?...
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What if the Hokey Kokey really is what it's all about!?!
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Have you got the monkey juice?...
Damn that monkey, wasn't the juice enough for him?
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What if the Hokey Kokey really is what it's all about!?!
ps. my munkey ate the porridge.
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Have you got the monkey juice?...
So I live in your house huh? I was wondering why someone was in my bed, I just figured I was in some sort of Goldilocks fairytale, hey you didn't see where my porridge went did you?
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What if the Hokey Kokey really is what it's all about!?!
are you hiding under my bed?
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Have you got the monkey juice?...
lol, Sunday night was AWESOME, and I cannot wait to see Dylan!
<3
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